[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you
This comic was going to have words but it’s better without
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
napping together is my kind of date